Introduction

I lived to tell the tale.

And this is my story.

The characters depicted are real; the events, true. Reading along, you may think it to be fiction. But this is the way my mind's eye sees what is before me.

Be forewarned.

Only those living this reality with me will relate.

Caveat lector: The Tale is a personal and satirical poke at the ridiculousness of my reality. I seek not to scorn persons, dead or alive. No malice is intended. Only humour.

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